I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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