If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
