I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
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