Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Someone came in the potted fern
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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