Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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