Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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