i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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