That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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