Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
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this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
3pm strippers are depressing
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I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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