I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
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these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
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cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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