That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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