Buhtt sex?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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