your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
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If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
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I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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