We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
its liver damage thursday
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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