i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
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so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
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Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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