I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
