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  my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?

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  I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.

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  I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  I hope none of us try to run for public office one day

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.

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