i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
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i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
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I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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