she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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