He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
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A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
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She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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