He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
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He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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