I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.