the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
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She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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