omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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