I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
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He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
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Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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