Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
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wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
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Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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