HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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