your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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