The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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