how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
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I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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