Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
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i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
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So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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