did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
tell your sister to shave her snatch
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
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White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
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And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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