I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
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She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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