as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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