Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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