Who wears a wallet chain?!
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
i drank out of a bidet.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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