you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Randomize
