Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
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