New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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