thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
being pregnant is like rehab
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
