Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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