Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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