brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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