Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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