Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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