when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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