Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
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A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
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I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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