Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Acid is not a monday night drug
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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