If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Come see our sink grown plant.
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my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I love how my cats smell like pot.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
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The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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