i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Shame is for Republicans.
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