pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
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Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
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You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
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