I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
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I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
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It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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