i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
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Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
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I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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