And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
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I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
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I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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