i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
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3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
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He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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