dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
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While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
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If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
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Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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