Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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