K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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