you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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